u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like
i did fuckin good
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen
I want to rub it all over my nethers.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
My psychology book tries so hard to be hip.
I noticed this in the margins in the chapter on sleep.
Rock on Psychology, 10th Edition, rock on.
When I was
In the third grade
thought I was gay
you know what’s cute
a baby fucking ocelot
an ocelittleNo one has ever shared my love for ocelots cause awww
do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u
ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.
but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY
THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
I literally get a little scared whenever I post an opinion on tumblr.
It’s like hitting a piñata and not being sure if candy or wasps are going to come out.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
When your crush uploads a selfie